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We interrupt this website with a special webcast: The world is now under Google law. All constitutional rights have been suspended. Stay on your PCs and Macs. Do not attempt to contact loved ones, IT professionals or attorneys. Shut up. Do not attempt to think (for yourself) or depression may occur. Stay in your homes. Curfew is at 7 PM sharp after work (if you still have a job). Anyone caught outside the gates of their IP address domain after curfew will be shot. Remain calm, do not panic. Do not refer to Yahoo! or Microsoft Live Search. Your GoogleWatch Officer will be by to collect DNA samples in the morning. Anyone caught intefering with the collection of DNA samples will be shot. Stay in your homes, remain calm. Use Google. The number one enemy of progress is International monopoly is more important than constitutional will. All news podcasts will proceed as edited. No more than two people may gather anywhere without internet access. Use only the drugs precribed by a Google search. Shut up, be happy. Obey all orders without Yahoo. The laziness you demanded is now mandatory. Be happy. At last everything is done for you. With thanks to Jello Biafra and Ice-T for (most of) the above words. Ya, they're use without permission. Sorry. But if you mean what you say, then you shouldn't mind. | |